COCAINE BEAR: BAD?

Cocaine Bear: bad?

Cocaine Bear: bad?

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Yes, gentlemen and ladies get your seatbelts on and look forward to a ride filled with insanity! "Cocaine Bear" is an absolute trip, in more different ways. This movie is based on the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into an comical horror movie that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering about your choices in life, both bears and drug traffickers.


Cocaine Bear

The moment you meet the gorgeous Andrew C Thornton, played beautifully by Matthew Rhys, you know it's going to be an exhilarating experience. A smuggler of style, grace, and a talent for throwing his shipment in the most unfortunate locations. In the blink of an eye what he was in for, and he'd by accident create the legend of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!"

You should forget all you believe you know about bears, and their dietary preferences. This film takes a bold view and states that once bears are exposed to cocaine, they will not just have fun, but become bloodthirsty creatures! Move over, Godzilla and there's a brand new leader in town. And his name is a bear, with a desire for powdered chemicals.

Our cast of characters including police that are incompetent or the incompetent criminals as well as innocent people who had trouble finding their way from a plastic bag they will keep you entertained. Their collective incompetence is truly something to see. If you're ever trying to find a laugh think of the detectives Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell as they try to solve some crime and not accidentally shooting each other.

Let's not forget about our courageous adventurers Olaf and Elsa. Not the two in "Frozen." The two hikers come across A treasure-trove of Colombian goods, and as soon as you can say "Bearzilla," they become first targets of Cocaine Bear's endless hunger. I mean, who needs anyone to have a Disney princess when there's an uncontrollable, aggressive bear to be found?

The film strikes the perfect equilibrium between horror and comedy which makes you laugh at the first time and grab your popcorn with terror the next. Its body count grows faster than that of the hairs you've been putting on and you'll find yourself cheering every death scene with an eerie enthusiasm. This is just like watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.

And now, let's talk about that final battle. Imagine this: a torrent of water that is gushing in the background, our fearless family that includes Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry waiting to battle this beast called the Cocaine Bear. This is a battle of the past, accompanied by wildfires, bear noises and enough white powder place Tony Montana to shame. At the point you believe it's over the day, it's revived by a cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of legendary proportions.

It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have the flaws. The editing is as jumpy as a caffeinated squirrel and leaves you scratching your brain and considering whether the film reel could have been used for scratching posts. But fear not, dear viewers, for the bear CGI is surprisingly top-notch. It is a show-stealing (blog) bear even if the team of editors seemed to be in a state of sugar coma themselves.

The story is an amalgamation of tension, tension and unanticipated bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. And as the credits roll and you're able to leave the theater with a smirk on your lips, remember his final warning to the audience: Beware of feeding bears anything and especially not heroin or fellow trekkers. I guarantee it will not make a great ending for anyone.

Take your popcorn, buckle it up and get yourself immersed in the world of "Cocaine Bear." A unique film experience and will leave you with suspense, considering the power of bears and their in-depth party possibility.

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